tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

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pbs-food:

Noodles? We don’t need no stinkin’ noodles: Zucchini Lasagna

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hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

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iwishihadafather:

me

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vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

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astreana:

FUCK

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foodffs:

Quick Cinnamon Rolls for two

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

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liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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teamfeanorians:

Recipe 1
Recipe 2
Recipe 3 (+leafwrappin-instruction)

Optional ideas:

How about flavouring your Lembas with some spices to acchieve some variety? Here are some ideas what you could mix into the dough:

  • Vanilla-extract
  • Lemon or Orange-peel (make sure the fruit are ecological and have not had chemical treatment. If you are insecure, please ask one of the shopkeepers, for not every fruit’s peel is made to be eaten!)
  • Cinnamon
  • Orange-blossom extract (you may get this in an oriental supermarket)
  • Rose extract (also available in an oriental supermarket)
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ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

September  27   ( 47351 )   via   /   source   +

berryhealthy:

A P P L E  C I N N A M O N  R I N G S
ingredients
for the apple rings
4 large apples (i used gala)
1 cup flour
¼ teaspoon baking powder
2 tablespoons sugar
¼ teaspoon salt
⅛ teaspoon cinnamon
1 large egg, beaten
1 cup buttermilk
vegetable oil for frying
for the cinnamon sugar topping
⅓ cup sugar
2 teaspoons cinnamon

click here for instructions on how to make them!

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foodopia:

Asian Style Garlic Mushrooms

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